Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
talking in an irish accent is so HARD how do irish people do it all the time??? very impressive
you want to know the story of how i met your mother? Well son, it all started in a website called “club penguin”
So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.
I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.
This movie takes place in the 1920s.
*spits out drink* AHAHA!
- usb won’t plug in
- flip it over
- still nothing
- flip it over again
- magically fits
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.