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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

queerpong:

HTML actually stands for

How

The fuck does this work

M

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espeonchan:

nicki minaj acknowledging girls without vaginas

bigstupidbaby:

talking in an irish accent is so HARD how do irish people do it all the time??? very impressive

donnacabonna:

you want to know the story of how i met your mother? Well son, it all started in a website called “club penguin”

andythelemon:

pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

This movie takes place in the 1920s.

*spits out drink* AHAHA!

nogdrinker:

• usb won’t plug in
• flip it over
• still nothing
• flip it over again
• magically fits

not-photogenic:

today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance 

cherryfern109:

sithlordtennant:

sithlordtennant:

SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT LAST MINUTE, I HURRIEDLY UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE TO MY TEACHER AND

hOW the HEL DID THIS GET 65 NOTES YOU MOCK MY MISERY

SCREAMING 

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

alfredfkirkland:

pokettoko:

“i want to date you but you live in another country” an 800 page novel by me

“i want do date you but you are a country”, a sequel

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year